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Not many museums have to start with a caveat explaining why they receive complaints from visitors, but, if you house the “largest collection of human material in the United States,” you’re bound to get a few raised eyebrows. In addition to medical exhibits showing various stages of fetal development (and abnormal development), the museum features examples of medical curiosities. If you’ve ever wondered what a scrotum with Elephantiasis looks like, now’s your chance! The museum is open 10:00 am to 5:30 pm and is accessible from the Red Line (Silver Spring and Forest Glen stations).

Rusty is the biggest badass in America.

Things that Rusty has done, in no particular order:

• Escaped the zoo and explored Adams Morgan for days while the Smithsonian begged people on Twitter to find him
• Gone on “sex vacation” to impregnate another red panda
• Been absolutely adorable

You can visit him at the D.C. Zoo, where he appears to spend most of his time eating and trying to escape.

The Supreme Court has a basketball court. Good luck starting a pick-up game… or even getting in.

Want to chill while a ~300 ton plane flies directly over your head?  This is your place.  Bring a picnic, a football, or just a desire to chill.

• What to Do: Relax and watch planes fly.
• When: Anytime.