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Washington, D.C.’s best (and only) cat cafe. Drink coffee, eat sweets, and try to make cats tolerate your presence. All cats can be adopted. Reservations are required.

Get yourself and a few friends locked up in a room and solve puzzles to escape.

• What to Do: Bring your “smartest” friends and watch them fail.
• When: Anytime.
• Warnings: Some puzzles are silly or uninvolved – don’t expect master-class puzzles.

Exercise your 2nd Amendment rights and be a true patriot. Membership (required) is cheap, and you can rent and swap out everything from $2,000 M1911s to a commie AK-47.

• What to Do: Shoot the AK-47.
• When: Good weather.
• Warnings: No AC in the range, so go when it isn’t too hot or cold.